Today while shopping

I'm trying on a down coat and frank comes up and gives me a little punch in the stomach.

Me: Hey! Why are you punching me?

Frank: The coat was poofing out and I was just trying to make it less puffy.

Me: But it wasn't the coat, it was me.

Frank: (looking sheepish) um...yeah...my bad.

Me: *sucks my stomach in*

Sigh